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This is how the eff you do Ikea!

Step one: Pack the effing car.

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Step two: Make sure the effing car isn’t a safety hazard.

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Step three: Adjust the effing radio. Watch for the effing box.

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Step four: Drive the couch effing home without missing an effing shift.

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Step five: Stop outside your apartment and open your effing doors.

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Step six: Push the effing box out of the effing car.

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Step seven: Push the effing box up the effing stairs.

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Step eight: Place the effing box where the effing couch is going.

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Step nine: Pour an effing glass of effing wine from a bottle that effing leaks through the weirdest effing chip in the effing bottle.

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Step ten: Open the effing boxes.

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Step eleven: Assemble the effing couch.

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Step twelve: Look at the effing couch you put together.

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Step thirteen: Christen the effing couch!

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2 Responses to "This is how the eff you do Ikea!"

  1. Sweet effing couch!! That bottle of Masi is a good one. I’m also digging the green walls.

  2. Thanks Meg! I haven’t had the Bonacosta one yet, only the other Valpolicella. I’m looking forward to opening it. 🙂

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